I don't really swim unless Leslie drags me into the pool and then I try to walk on water to get out as fast as I can. But actually I'm doing a lot better since she came two days in a row now and I let her grab me and I don't even bite her!
I've been taking medicine for my skin infection and I'm Super Ardie using my super taster powers to find the pills mom puts in my food. I'm extra good at getting all the peanut butter off the pill and then I spit it out, all clean and shiny! Sometimes I don't, but mostly I do. Mom likes this game! She gives me all kinds of you my stuff. Dad just pushes it down my throat and makes both me and mom grumpy.
So, while I was at Aunt Margie's for a while, I had the best day ever! Then I went home. Then, Aunt Margie saw that me and my invisible friend had a pillow fight in the bedroom sometime when after she made up the bed. Those are the best ever times for pillow fights and under the cover rumpus!
I keep having pillow fights! They are awesome! Mom says I can't do it, but my invisible friend comes along and gets INSIDE the pillows and it makes me crazy! I just can't stop myself. My invisible friend got in trouble for making me tear apart mom's fancy pillow and she has grounded the invisible friend from certain rooms in the house. Lately, he is only getting inked the couch cushions but that's getting old.
Mom has been talking to me a lot lately. She got something called pod-cats and I thought we were having kittens over but she said NO! ARDIE! It's something that talks and teaches her stuff. I tried to listen but it is something about our brains and why we do the stuff we do and what makes glow sticks work, and what happens when there is a hangover and are aliens real. Phew! That pod-cats talks all day long and I'm sick of him so I close my ears and wait for mom to give me the highlights, which she will sometime when we are stuck in traffic in the car and one little thing is stuck in her head and she just won't leave it alone. I want to watch the wolf TV again, and I jump on the black TV changer a lot but I can't get it to work, so I go off to play with my friend in the pillows.
One day, mom let me sleep in bed with her while dad was on a business trip, but she got exhausted. She said she had to keep waking up to see if I was still there, still breathing. What a funny thing. She says I sleep to quiet and still so that she worries in her sleep. Yeah, almost drove me nuts too.
So, happy dog day! I'm outta here before the next talking starts on her IPad.
Xox Ardie the Amazing Pill Ejector!
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