Pupdate from the Crate: Frankenstein Oil and Alien Bambi-things

Hey friends!  I've been off having the BEST DAYS EVER but mom is super busy cause our house is for sale and she is always doing something with Oreck and Deana and that bald-puppy-baby Sawyer these days and sometimes she is too tired to let me on the computer.  This is what happens when get puppies get sent to old people-parents.  I guess they just lose their zoomies really fast.

So anyway, speaking of zoomies, I've been going nuts here, especially yesterday.  It wasn't my entire fault, but I just had to run and roll and fuss because mom put Frankenstein oil on my little belly boo boo and man, does that stuff S.T.I.N.K!  I could not get away from it!  Mom told some lady that the oil has really high vibrational energy and it is a healing oil and it has been used since before the Bible and it is used to bless stuff, heal skin, and raises your spirits.  Well, IT DID THAT!

After the Frankenstein oil, I went crazy!  I ran around the patio throwing all the cushions off the sofas and chairs -ALL of them.  Then I raced into the house and threw all the pillows off my people-sister's bed onto the floor and the best one ever, the round rolled one accidentally got shredded from it's beautiful beaded pillow cover cause I loved shaking it so hard that it just exploded.

Well, when things calmed down, mom went for a shower and I took a nap on her bed.  Uh....nope...I didn't.  Actually.....I, uh....decided to help mom put new sheets on her bed.  Yep!  First I took off ALL the sleeping pillows and the fancy pillows and just put them all over.  Then, I squiggled into the covers and got so tickly and goofy under there that I forgot all what I was supposed to be doing - taking a nap - that somehow ALL of the sheets and the cover and the fluffy feather thing were all off the bed onto the floor.  Nothing was left on.  Man!  Was mom surprised!  By the time she got out of the shower, I was exhausted and sleeping in the middle of the naked bed.  Funny, the shower must dull sound cause I was having a royal rumpus and she didn't hear a thing!

It was cause that oil made me extra vibrating and I could not sit still. I'm sure of it.

Now, to keep me all wired up, I have to be on the look out for these 3 little spotted alien things mom calls Bambies.  They are magical - I know they are- cause they appear out of nowhere and then they FLY on their stick legs and disappear right into the woods and you can NEVER see them until they sneak up on you again.  One second they are there - the next gone - and they are so quiet, even when you scare them they don't scream or anything!  They must be aliens.  

The Bambies run behind my dog yard and when I see them, I go BeZERK!  I yell and yell " GET AWAY!  THIS IS MY YARD!  I'M TELLING MOM!" and if they don't disappear, I get worried that they might pounce on me with their tiny hoofy feet and poke my eyes out, so that is when I go into my HulkArdie mode and grab the fence with my teeth and shake the daylights out of it to show them how strong and fierce I am and they better go back to outer space RIGHT NOW!

Sometimes the Bambies know I'm inside with mom and they come right out into our yard so bold and everyone can see them and I lose my mind!  Mom tells me it is ok, they are just visiting, but I don't trust them.  They are using their mind control on mom, making big eyes at her and twitching their fluffy tails but I can see right through them.  I can't let them into our yard - I must save my family no matter what it takes.

Man, if I have that Frankenstein oil on me when the Bambies come around. . . . well.....that would be all she wrote for those spotted-baby-disappearing-aliens.

So, now our house is SUPER clean, and I mean super clean and now we are doing what mom calls the "hardest part ever" which seems to be sitting around and checking her phone for something she calls "feedback".  

Hah!  I think that's what I'll call it when I tell the Bambies to get out of my yard - yeah - FEEDBACK!  Bwahahahaaaa!

Hope you are having the BEST DAY EVER and giving your feedback to your friends so they don't sit around all day being sad looking at their phones.  

XOX  Ardie   (PS  Mom wants me to say that the oils is NOT Frankenstein oil - it is something like Franklycents.  Whatever.  It still raises my vibrations!)