Happy Mother's Day to all the people Moms in the world. It should be your BEST DAY EVER! My Mom isn't feeling well today. I think that big bald puppy Sawyer gave her some germ and now she has a very sore throat and a big headache. So, today, I'm going to take it easy on her and maybe just nap part of this day.
Yesterday, Mom had to take her big beautiful bed quilt to the laundromat because on Friday Evening Dad confessed he found a pee spot on their bed. Remember he let me sleep with him on Thursday night? Well, he CLAIMS the big wet spot was there when we went down to bed, and maybe it was an ice cube melted spot and Mom said "Did you give Ardie an ice cube?" And Dad sit no, so Mom said "well, what the heck then! It can't be a melted ice cube spot it has to be a pee spot!" And she gave Dad serious eyes.
So Dad says "honey, it was there when we went to bed, I SWEAR TO GOD it was, so this one isn't because I wasn't watching him". And poor Dad was just too tired to fix it so he left it for Mom in the morning but forgot to tell her till night, and that pee spot sat there all day.
I thought Mom was onto me, because she came to the room twice on Friday and got down on her hands and knees, smelling the floor carpet. How odd I thought. I wish I could have told have told her the pee spot was on the bed, but since she slept right next to it all night, I figured she knew and was smelling for something different in the carpet.
So now, I'm not sure if Dad will ever get to watch me alone again, but if he SWEARS TO GOD it must be true that I peed on it some other time and Mom didn't notice. Yeah...as if that could EVER happen...
I love my Mom and try to get her in my mouth all the time. That is how I tell her. I also do amazing flips and spins and squeaky noises when I see her. So because I love her I'm gonna take a big long nap and let her rest too.
Have a Happy Mother's Day and I just have to say it's not Dad's fault he forgot I'm allergic to chicken and gave me a good yummy treat today to celebrate Mother's Day with Mom in special ways! That Dad! Mom says he needs and attention-aid. Kinda like a hearing aid but different, because she knows he can hear.
Xox Ardie (Mom's favorite white puppy on the whole world)

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