Hellooooooo all people of the internet and not just FaceBook any more! I am so excited to be making my Pupdates from here now, because so many people love me already and say that my Mom should write a book but she didn't think so and then I said yes, but she said let's just try a BLOG first and now we are doing that.My Mom says that someone on our Facebook is so happy to read about my BEST DAY EVER that she copies the Facebook post and sends it to her husband, who then reads it to his work buddies. Isn't that the coolest? My Mom says our job is to make people feel happy and smile. It is why we came to earth in the first place, so that is what we are going to do.
Sheesh, it took us almost 60 years to figure it out - well Mom - not me cause I'm only 4 months old and I'd get in trouble if I told you how old Mom is cause she doesn't look that old - I mean - she looks really HOT for a woman her age - or - maybe I just need to move on, I don't think I can fix this. . . . .
Anyway, most of you don't know me; my full name is Ardbeg Macallan Special Reserve Goff and I'm a puppy and they call me ARDIE! (they always say it with a big happy voice!). I'm a rescue puppy so that means I came to this earth to rescue someone and I found my Mom even though she never realized she needed to be rescued, but I did and I found her and now her people say she is better but she thought she was OK to begin with so there is lots of discussion over who rescued who, or is it who rescued whom?
My Mom says I came from a place called BFDR or Big Fluffy Dog Rescue and I was part of a hoarder case with about 50 other dogs when they found me at 5 weeks old.
In case you are going nuts about the punctuation and no commas it is because I'm a puppy, you see, and we talk very fast and don't slow down and don't even know about that stuff so Mom lets me type anyway I like. I know it will make some of you crazy. Not being allowed to eat bugs makes me crazy so I understand. We all have our triggers.
Mom is trying to figure out how to get my last 30 days of Pupdates onto this blog for you to read. She says those first Pupdates are what got people hooked on me and you should see them too. You will learn all about my poop, barf, escaping from places, digging in the indoor cave with the glass stones, teaching myself to knit, and all of my adventures.
You will probably wonder why sometimes the backyard dogs call me sticks-for-legs, ghost-boy, and why I let them pee on my head. Yeah - it's all in those old posts.
My Dad is excited for Mom to be helping me with my blogs. He says he thinks I'll be on the Jimmy Fallon show someday with my Mom because we are both whack-jobs which I think is a good thing because after he calls us that he kisses Mom and rubs my belly! We like being whack-jobs!
Sorry I have to go now. I write my Pupdates from my crate usually after Mom says I need something called a "time out" or when I just can't go any more and I drop like a wet noodle.
It is only morning here, and I already know I'm going to have the BEST DAY EVER because we are having company soon and I get so excited that I pee on myself and the floor and my new friends but it is really really worth it!
Hope you like my Pupdates and hope you have the BEST DAY EVER! xox Ardie
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