So I had to go to the vet about my bleedy gums that are now all healed and guess what? I am fine and everything is just normal! It is really super cool at the vet and I was good getting my nails trimmed because my mom wipes my feet and pokes around in my toes all the time so I don't care if a stranger does it. The stranger was amazed!
Then mom and I went to feed Jack (a cat) at my people sister's house and I got to go inside and try to play with Jack! I met Jack before and it didn't go so well. I was thinking maybe I will grow on him, so I tried to get real close to his nose and smell him and lick his teeth like puppies do but Jack said NO...NNNNNNoooooo.....nuh uh....NOT EVEN.....and makes a sound like he has hole in him someplace and is losing all his air. Jack scrunched up into a tiny ball and just when I tried to find him, he disappeared!
That is when I learned how to find Jack! I had to go someplace called "Upstairs". It took me three tries to do it but each time I did more and more stairs and Jack watched me from high up and BOY was he surprised when I finally made it! All of his air was letting loose on my people-sisters bed and I barked and barked for mom to get up here fast and plug it up before it went flat and dead or whatever cats do. There is a video but mom can't make it appear here. Obviously, She needs some classes in that.
Well then, we went to my sister's yard to give Jack time to re-inflate, and my new girlfriend came to see me. Mom says she comes from the wrong side of the fence and I need to leave her alone but I can't help myself. She just begs me to kiss her....well....the part I can get to....and she kisses me back on the teeth too! It is the best ever! Mom is freaking out because my girlfriend tries hard to squish through the hole and she has a square head and today she even choked when she tried to get to me cause she is getting stuck in that hole now. Wow. That exhausts me.
Then I came home and tried to let mom rest cause her tummy aches for some reason. She says she can only eat popcorn, noodles and fries, and a bit of cola. I think that is why her tummy hurts but she said no, and stop watching what she eats and telling everyone. So I decided to let her rest one the patio and when I NEEDED to know what was that thing on the patio table, I just got right up on it and looked inside for myself. Some of the strangest stuff sets my mom off, and the opposite of Jack loosing air, my mom sucks it all in when she is scared or upset. The whole outside patio seemed to go dark and still and all the air was gone when she saw me sniffing the candle, standing on the table. I had to walk a ways to get to it, we have a big table and it was no big problem for me to jump up there. Heck, I watched Jack go up the entire flight of stairs in THREE jumps! This was easy!
I guess I'm not supposed to go stand on top of the table....
So now we are waiting for Dad to come home and I'll have to hear this whole thing all over again unless I turn my ears off and pretend I'm asleep, which I think might be my best thing to do.
Anyway, wasn't it the best day ever? I LOVED it and can't wait to wake up tomorrow and have more adventures. Xox Ardie the cat deflater
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